My peanut
Captain Jack Sparrow
Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...
Captain Jack Sparrow
Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Pintel, Marty, Ragetti, Gibbs, and Jack the monkey raise their hands] I'm gonna stand over there with them.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded. [After Will looks suspiciously at Elizabeth] Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.
Captain Jack Sparrow
That doesn't sound like me!
Captain Jack Sparrow
We must fight... to run away.
Captain Jack Sparrow
You may kill me but you must never insult me! Who am I? [Beckett looks confused] ...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow, the last pirate. I like the sound of that.
Captain Jack Sparrow
I will not be going back to the Locker, mate. Count on that
Captain Jack Sparrow
We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!
Captain Jack Sparrow
Should I be doing this?
Captain Jack Sparrow
Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Captain Jack Sparrow
We are left with one option.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!
Captain Jack Sparrow